Slugger!

The two flats went on the market and our unit is now sold! Sold! Yes, to the gentleman and the gentle lady in the 2005 4 Door BMW X5. Life is good! Stressful, but grand! I mean what can I say? Never turn your butt cheek to an opportunity that brings sunshine to your future. We would especially like to thank the infamous Uncle John and Aunt Naira for investing their time, knowledge, expertise and trust into Shane “Cobain” Kitchen.

In privy to the profitable situation, we are moving to a former apartment in Noe Valley. I must stress that Shane is really working hard to make this move a smooth one. I am glad that he is the proactive one in this relationship. Me, I’m a slug; slow, lethargic a little lazylike. Please keep all salt snacks away from yours truly.

Subsequent to this move, my high blood pressure should stabilize and we can proceed further to the finish line.