Love is Huge!

I have been Dr. Frankenstein when it comes to planning this wedding. Hacking and sawing away at this monster that woman call a wedding. As the whirlpool of wedding plans spins on the fast cycle, I would like to direct your attention to...

Chinese Proverb: Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth.

Shane has been an absolute dream. Sure he's a golf fiend, a sport psychopath (well not as bad as Greg Moore), and an obsessive compulsive disorder. That's just as bad as it gets! Yes, what a real dick right? He is candid, but not terse. He holds no ill will, even towards people that get off on spite. He is fair in compromising, but not a pushover. I thank the gods for working their magic. In fact, I would like to thank his parents for having sex! Cheers to Colleen and the Duke. For they have raised a really topnotch individual.

I have never met anyone who was so selfless. He would give his shirt off his back to help people out. He has taught me the tact of kindness. He always looks on the upside of things. I mean he's not a saint, but he's got goody goodness.

He has sensed tears as they slowly streamed down the side of my face with my back facing him on the other side of our queen size bed at two thirty in the morning. Yes, underneath my calloused and cynical outlook on life, I am human. Even then, in my attempts to conceal my down times, he senses subtle things like the switch in rhythym of my breathing. Instantly, he awakens from the depths of sleep to wrap me in his arms to protect me from the things that break me. Mind you he sleeps deeper than a bear in hibernation.

I wanted to shine the spotlight on him, because it's not all about me. Oops did I just say that? It is he that makes me all warm fuzzy and happy inside. I can go on and on about Shane that might be considered slander. I wouldn't want his boy buddies to think that he was a sensitive and considerate fruit rollup. So, I'll stop here for now and maybe some day you'll get to experience his kindness. Sigh, but I'm certain that friends and family has been exposed to his graciousness.

This is Shellie covering Bob as he is on vacation --swirling two fingers in the peanut butter jar and ready to down a glass of warm milk, bidding you good nuggen!