Heavenly!

Steven buzzed my cell like a collection agency out for blood. Hot dog on a stick let me breath for a secundo! He was concerned, because he felt the house was not up to code. He proceeded to say that a couple of the jealousy windows were damaged and the hot tub was full of sludge water. He rambled something about it being on a Hawaiian homestead. Future nervous breakdown number six, here I come!

As Shane and I drove up the dirt road, there a sand pit sat in the middle of the dirt road. We quickly plowed through the sand pit with our trendy SUV with no fret. The dirt road was lined with plumeria trees, chicks, hens, and mock orange bushes. My childhood memories began to flow throughout me. Great memories of times long ago. Rustic. This is excactly as I imagined, something off the beaten path! Excellent so far! The end of the road was met with a white sand beach. According to the contract, the house was described as the last house on the right. I guess this must be it. Aghast! From the outside, it looks promising! The front exterior of the house was outrageous! The black lava rock walls widened into a gate entry way. On each side of the front yard stood majestic coconut trees scaled with a a front porch. From the front door you could see past the living room out the back to the beach. There were eight bedrooms and eight bathrooms and outside showers for most of the rooms! How dare they describe this as a house, it was a home!

This spot was absolutely remarkable! We couldn’t believe our eyes, just like I dreamed. The backyard sprouted tall coconut trees, skirted with bushes and hens and chicks that pecked the lawn. This large yard overlooked the breathtaking perfect blue ocean. I couldn't believe my eyes, my ears and the smell of the ocean wafting and swirling around me. This is perfect. It couldn't get any better than this. I stood there at the top of the backyard anticipating the festivities and the love that would overflow in this special spot in the upcoming days. I was so overwhelmed that I was afraid my chest would explode.

This is Shellie cradled by the warm luxury waves of the heavenly ocean, back to you Bob, Suckah!