Eye am Lazy

I boggle the astrologers. I defy all characteristics of a Virgo. I am a hardworker when I need to be, but do I really have to clean? Yes, I am lazy. When they said opposites attract that’s where the truth rear it’s ugly head. Shane is neat, accurate and a perfectionist. I get exhausted just thinking of cleaning the house. My resolution to a clean house is a maid. Throw in a butler and that would be perfection!

The reason I vent, is that we are moving. Those dust dinosaurs are just everywhere! Growing and multiplying! Gross! As you may know by now, I am far from a perfectionist when it comes to certain things. I am a Virgo, but I do not possess virgo traits. I’m a down syndrome virgo, lacking the proper traits to form me into an anal, accurate perfectionado.

This is Shellie backed in a corner by the zoo of dust monsters, back to you Bob at the studio!