Good Luck Muth@Fu---ah !

I wanted to send a farewell to Ms. Jennifer “Muth@Fu---ah Fashionista” Minnitti, because today is her last day as Associate Dean at California College of the Arts. With a fancy title like that, I still don’t know what she does. I do know that she is an encyclopedia of fashion, media and art.

One of my faithful readers, is going on to the path of teaching yoga and eventually moving to Costa Rica. If anyone’s looking for a decent yoga teacher, she is it. Cough-YogaLoft-Cough. In the beginning, she might make you feel inept with her very slender and toned physique, but you’ll get over it. Besides all the technical stuff, she is a genuinely extremely entertaining and a phenomenal person. Wink. Miami Gnudge.

African Proverb: If you're not living on the edge... you're taking up too much room.

In the meantime, I think she’ll be sleeping in to noon while Mooka ,her puli dog, rummages havoc in their loft.

Good luck to you in your shiny new endeavor! Darren better rake in the bucks, because her crime for fashion is not cheap. Plus, her wine problem is getting expensive. Don't you think? --kidding.

This is Shellie telling everyone to board that spaceship and ride!

P.S. Minniti-no one will assume that the picture of the puli is you so just put your Marc Jacobs coat back on and walk out with style.