Flower Power

Have you ever noticed how atrocious flower girl dresses are? Well check out modernbride.com, theknot.com or elegantbride.com. There’s nothing elegant about it. I thought that flower girl dresses are supposed to be playful. Fun damnit! Instead, they’re so. How should I put it…Jon Benet Ramsey. Ew. Freaky Creepy.

Italian Proverb: Eggs have no business dancing with stones.