Boys Gone Wild!!!!

Release the cages, because the wild animals are running rampant in the streets of New Orleans. They’ll be kicking up dirt , growling and licking their chops . Shane's bachelor weekend will be lewd, nude, XXX and crude. A group of loud, horny men, as stealth as an elephant doing crazy eights on rollerskates at a funeral.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson

While Shane will be involved with absolute insanity and debauchery, I've got nothing planned. Zip. Zilch. I have Los Angeles on the brain, but I fear that would intrude on my diet and lifestyle. I have a date with my couch and television and if I really want to get wild and crazy, I might throw in a bowl of carrot sticks and call it a threesome! I think nuns party harder than I do.

This is Shellie from the Bingo tournament signing out to Shane and his boys to get…how did Christina Aguilera say it best, “DIRTY!!!!!”