Dress it

I'm glad I purchased my dress when I did. I called the bridal salon to anticipate the arrival so I can send it to the seamstress. Ahem. I was given the response that it would arrive on or around July 14. Gulp is right. I'm just delighted that I'll have time to take it to a seamstress.

I know right? You think that a dress that was made to order should fit perfectly? Nope. Not in this galaxy. It's all about nip and tuck and I'm not talking about my belly. Well, it all fits into my timeline and that's all that matters. Smirk.

On the otherhand, Shane and his crew are lucky. They just need to go in and get fitted for their purple and pink ruffled tuxedos. I think the cane and the tophat is included with the package. I'm not sure.

All in all, it's slowly coming together like a slow moving car crash. Shrug. I just keep rolling the dice. Come on snake eyes.